We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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