we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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