he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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