that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It's official drugs can't kill me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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