Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
