It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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