The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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