ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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