I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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