i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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