The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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