tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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