Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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