Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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