Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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