In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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