Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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