I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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