whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
50% drunk capacity currently
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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