Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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