Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
