that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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