How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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