"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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