spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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