Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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