i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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