I'm drive I can fine osifer
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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