You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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