Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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