I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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