This is not my ceiling
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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