Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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