you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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