This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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