I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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