Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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