Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he thought i was a dude.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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