I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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