You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.