We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis