the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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