Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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