is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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