I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I party with great urgency now.
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