Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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