wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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