You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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