the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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