Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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