Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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