can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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