im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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