If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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