just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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