I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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